A Sheba ChristmasDecember 25, 2011 Gift wrapping…The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air…Sheba and Arwen perk. ‘Tis PRESENT WRAPPING DAY! To wrap a present: Choose box for gift. Pick up gift. Put gift down. Remove Arwen the Elf Princess from box. Pick up gift. Put gift down. Remove Arwen from box… Hold Arwen down with one hand. Put gift in box. Reach for wrapping paper. Remove Arwen from wrapping paper. Choose untorn roll of wrapping paper… Remove Arwen from box with gift. Brush cat hair from gift. Remove Arwen from wrapping paper. Choose another untorn roll of wrapping paper… Remove Arwen’s toy mousie from box with gift. Hope recipient won’t notice cat hair. Wrap with paper full of claw marks. Take nose-count to make sure Arwen isn’t in wrapped box… Caroling…♫ It’s the most wonderful time of the year! ♫ A tree in where it’s warm, covered with cat toys and sparklies… Crinkly presents to shred… ♫ God rest ye merry, Kitty cats ♫ Feast well on treats today! ♫ Remember Santa’s coming with cat toys Christmas day ♫ ♫ I heard the bells on Christmas Day ♫ On Christmas Day in the morning! ♫ Yes, Arwen already had a jingle mousie taken away for overnight! ♫ Have a holly, jolly Christmas ♫ With catnip all the year ♫ I don’t like snow ♫ Love warms, you know ♫ Keep heat vents nice and clear! ♫ ♫ Silver and gold ♫ Catnip and treats ♫ Mean so much more when… I get them all to myself! ♫ Do you hear what I hear? ♫ Um… yes, that would be Arwen-kitten’s new squeaky mouse at 2am. And who thought crackle toy was good idea? Uses of a Christmas Tree…Giant cat toy, obviously. Climbing tower. Scratching post. Dental floss. Roughage. To warm inside of mouth on lights. Hiding place. Fantasy realm of Sheba the Wild Forest Cat. Sneak attack blind. |
 
Sheba, Queen of, is grateful Wednesday as Thursday – just as turkey smell gets magnificent – noisy hoards will invade kingdom and Sheba must hide in inner chamber. Sheba, Queen of, is grateful for finding Mama, and for Mama understanding … Continue reading • The Door Into Summer It was a tragic day in the realm of Sheba, Queen of. No, no, not tragic for Sheba! Worry not for her. It was poor Oli Dickens for whom this day brought despair. You see, today it snowed for the … Continue reading • Sheba’s Tale Sheba’s tale began, as with that of many kittens, with cozy snuggling with cat-mama. Love and comforts blended with contented purrs, and the nuzzling and bumping of the brother and sister kittens as they competed for cat-mama’s warm milk. … Continue reading • A Single Drop of Drool: A Medical Cautionary Tale Updated December 14, 2011… Such a small thing to notice. A tiny thing, indeed. It meant nothing, yet could have meant everything. A single drop of drool. Sheba stuck her tongue out and, uncharacteristically, a single drop of of drool … Continue reading • Catly Communications: The Protocol of Prey Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. Robert A. Heinlein A most curious and fascinating event took place at the home of Sheba, Queen of, this week. It was a study of communications and protocol played … Continue reading 
 Sheba, Queen of on LOLCats with sister-cat Arwen the Elf Princess, captioned by her mama, “catmama”, as Bad Day For Mousie Continue reading • Catly Communications: The Protocol of PreyAnyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. Robert A. Heinlein A most curious and fascinating event took place at the home of Sheba, Queen of, this week. It was a study of communications and protocol played … Continue reading |
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