Coming in Tales of Television

  • What to say, or not say, to the Military Police at 2am when it’s raining and you just want to get the shot
  • Great Moments in Closed Captioning: Do you know what “sinned-re-la-la” means?
  • What not to say if your television tower falls down: “Can we put up a slide?”
  • Great Moments in Television: Accidental juxtapositions gone bad
  • Remembering Y2K: Every computer prepped except the transmitter controller
  • You Can’t Put That On the Air!: In which a commercial tv person meets PBS. Bleep it all!
  • If You Can Find Them: The A-Team almost gets me arrested
  • Accidentally Broadcasting Smut? That could never happen!
  • The Black Widows of Television and the Swarming Rats of Film School: It’s not always glamorous
  • Reality Ends Here: Tales of Film School
  • My Chance to Work with Britney Spears: Uh, who?
  • Admiration For a Real Pro: Working with John Tesh
  • Becoming a Tourist Attraction in Hollywood
  • How to do Car Stunts With Absolutely NO Safety Equipment (and, yes, I lived to tell the Tale)
  • Casting Films in Hollywood: And how it immediately scrubbed both casting and acting off my potential career list
  • Invited to a High-Profile Hollywood Gala?: What would your first question be?